These shadows at my feet are vultures overhead.

the longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.  for Gretchen Wieners The Summer Blog- The About Me-
The Face· The Pictures· The Blog Title


posted 1 day ago on 21/7/2014 - 377,394 notes - via kimi-says © pack-mchale
sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”


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asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.


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tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit


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willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine


posted 2 days ago on 20/7/2014 - 307,773 notes - via thatpalmerguy © dalasverdugo

Fine, just upload pictures of you shifting my ex and tag him for all to see. AND AT THE PARTY I WAS MIRACULOUSLY UNINVITED TO WHEN HIS MOTHER WANTED ME THERE.


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wakattactopus:

ayyyy

wakattactopus:

ayyyy


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mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok

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buonfresco:

weeping-angels-take-the-ponds:

sosuperawesome:

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Shop!

Oh my god I would die if I got the starry night one

For all you fashionista art lovers


josiephone:

josiephone:

Okay guys, I’m going to get serious for a minute. If you’re not in Ireland at the moment, you may not know about the situation regarding the laws on abortion. It is completely illegal, even in cases of rape, incest, fatal foetal abnormality, and other such things. Women have died in this country because inability to have an abortion put strain on their health. A woman who wasn’t even Irish begged for an abortion because her child was about to die in the womb. The complications arising from her case resulted in her contracting septicaemia, organ failure, and tragically dying. In 1992, the X Case took place, involving a 14-year-old girl, knowns only as x, who became pregnant after being raped. Instead of offering help to the girl, who because suicidal, they prevented her from travelling out of the country for an abortion.Any Irish woman* who needs an abortion has to travel to the UK, which means if you don’t have the money, you’re out of luck. What does the Irish Government have to say about this?Well, recently the UN confronted the Government about our abortion laws, pointing out that we were breaking Human Rights laws, and that the Government treated Irish women* like vessels.Joan Burton, the Tánaiste, said that there will be no referendum on abortion in this Government’s lifetime. They’re literally saying that they don’t care enough to rectify Human Rights breaches.I am NOT a vessel, and neither are you. Make your voice heard. Come to the March for Choice on the 27th of September in Dublin. Never give up, never stay quiet.

This has only been up since last night and LADS, the NOTES. Keep spreading the word!

josiephone:

josiephone:

Okay guys, I’m going to get serious for a minute. 
If you’re not in Ireland at the moment, you may not know about the situation regarding the laws on abortion. It is completely illegal, even in cases of rape, incest, fatal foetal abnormality, and other such things. 

Women have died in this country because inability to have an abortion put strain on their health. A woman who wasn’t even Irish begged for an abortion because her child was about to die in the womb. The complications arising from her case resulted in her contracting septicaemia, organ failure, and tragically dying. 
In 1992, the X Case took place, involving a 14-year-old girl, knowns only as x, who became pregnant after being raped. Instead of offering help to the girl, who because suicidal, they prevented her from travelling out of the country for an abortion.

Any Irish woman* who needs an abortion has to travel to the UK, which means if you don’t have the money, you’re out of luck. What does the Irish Government have to say about this?

Well, recently the UN confronted the Government about our abortion laws, pointing out that we were breaking Human Rights laws, and that the Government treated Irish women* like vessels.

Joan Burton, the Tánaiste, said that there will be no referendum on abortion in this Government’s lifetime. They’re literally saying that they don’t care enough to rectify Human Rights breaches.

I am NOT a vessel, and neither are you. Make your voice heard. Come to the March for Choice on the 27th of September in Dublin. 

Never give up, never stay quiet.

This has only been up since last night and LADS, the NOTES. Keep spreading the word!


posted 3 days ago on 18/7/2014 - 11,303 notes - via archbishopjcmcquaid © josiephone

Dad keeps wanting to home but his childhood home and he keeps asking about his mother who has been dead for quite some time and nothing will ever break my heart like this has.


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dontlose-hope:

fuzzmunchkin:

titan-bertl:

vaeporeons:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 

fucking stupid pissbabies

Critical thinking and being utterly dumb aren’t the same thing ya know

Fucking hell. The thing that really really really gets me about Tumblr is the overwhelming majority of people on here have literally no experience of the outside world at all. 24/7 bloggers who are too scared to leave their houses, but tell everyone else how the world is and how they have to act in it need to actually get a clue.

"I don’t think you’re of Hispanic heritage cause you’re white"

Well, fuck, I guess everyone should stop speaking Spanish in Spain…